Ok, we are not really lighting our toys on fire.
How about "How to make really cool looking vehicle destroyed markers".
I saw something like this on someone else's blog and had to try it out. it takes minutes to make and has a great affect.
You will need:
Cheep ass battery powered electric tea candles. (I got a 2 pack in the Halloween isle for $1.99)
Some clear and very sticky glue (I had a half a tube of Shoe Goo, but hot glue gun would work)
White cotton or something close ( I used some acrylic stuffing from a pillow)
Black spray paint ( I used some black primer)
Slather the sides and top of the tea light with glue, including the little flame part.
Mash the cotton stuffing around the sides and pull up and mash it all over to stick it to the glue.
Tease the strands up like smoke, and flip the little switch on on the bottom and watch how cool it looks while it glows and flickers.
Give it a a few short blasts of black spray paint to darken up the smoke affect, it also acts like hairspray and keeps it all together.
Next time you are playing and someone takes out your vehicle, flip the switch and set this on top so it looks like its burning. The flickering glow from inside is really cool looking.
These are really fun and easy, and look great, so try some.
P.S. here is a little video so you can see the flickering.